Today I am considering posting an ad in the paper.
ISO new mother for my children. Must love being spit up upon and fussy naptimes. Must be patient and firm with control hungry toddler. Must wake up refreshed in the mornings after getting up to feed people in the middle of the night. Must be able to be several places, meeting several needs, at the same time.
Because I want a day off. I want a full night's sleep. I don't want to snap at anyone or clean up after anyone or discipline anyone for a full 24 hours. Maybe 48.
If you know anyone that fits that description, let me know.
Because if I had a towel, I'd be throwing it in.